Who Am I?

Hi Maggots! Since I’m kicking off my satire blog you probably want to know about me and my life.. Who Am I? I live in the USA, born and raised in California. I’m 18 years of age (I’m young I know!) and a person who likes to get people triggered just for my amusement. I recently graduated from high school in June (last 90s kid #CO2017). As a kid and up to now I have always been a huge gamer and still am and also a huge football fanatic (both English football and American). Got you interested in that line? Nice. I’m a huge fanatic of Arsenal F.C. since I was 8 years old. Since I became a fan of them I have always want to go to England and see them one day possibly. I’m also a football (English) jersey collector for my team. My daily life as of right now consist of reading plenty of articles of news settlers and other related stuff. Everyday I will read, eat, video games, workout, etc. I’m just the typical teenager living in the present. I love the fall season (which is coming soon!) and my favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. Anyways.. I have a huge family with plenty of sisters and brothers, I’m the second youngest child in the family and the mediocre. Want to know more about me? Comment and I’ll write more!