Hey peeps! I wasn’t able to post yesterday and earlier today because I don’t have my laptop. I probably won’t have it for another couple of days because my brother has it FYI. So I downloaded the WordPress app today on my phone! Expect a post later today of another satire (my favorite!) And stay tuned on my social media for updates and whatnot!
Is It Time To Finally Accept The Communist Beliefs?
If there’s one thing that America is scared of turning into.. it would be turning themselves and the country into the ideas and beliefs of communism. If America turns into the THAT then wow.. our image to the rest of the world will see the US as a superpower country with no fear and will be even more crueler to everyone below us and we might change our stars and strips flag to a scary big red flag! We all know what a red flag means right? At least to my knowledge it will signify as that flag being a part of the communist party.
Anyways! I sense know there will a problem of the idea of communism in the USA because I know for a fact that nobody would want it and we as a country don’t want to be turned into a communist party because we are better then that! There’s more to why Americans wouldn’t want their country be almost the same to a familiar enemy who has a big red flag and a nail and a hammer in their flag (talking about Russia here people!) who in the right mind would want to be like them right?! NO ONE. And also because if you’re a communist supported then the government will steal you in your sleep and you will never be heard of again because our government hates the commies and don’t want an infiltrator in their soil as they might want to spread the ideas and beliefs. As I said there’s plenty of reasons but lets get into my part were I say LETS TURN INTO A COMMUNIST COUNTRY!
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Why you may definitely ask? Well for a fact Americans always ask for a better/higher pay raise saying that they don’t have enough money to live by themselves and wanting to buy a house or maybe a car or anything they desire! Where I live in California almost a year ago there was a protest called “Fight for $15” were protesters got together and were demanding the minimum pay raise to be raised higher than the current wage. Everyone will always be wanting a higher pay raise because they want to buy whatever they want. If you are going to protest to the California government then demand a higher minimum wage! what makes those idiots choose $15 right? HA just kidding. That will just cause inflation and it will! I will be affected because I live in California and therefore I will experience inflation for the second time again, but this time as an adult and not a kid who had to see my parents suffer the economy crash and inflation back in 2008. Back to my reasons.. If don’t know the communist ideas and beliefs then I’ll give you the key points and a quick little summary. Back at Russia it’s going great for the commies over there, inflation is incredibly low and everything is going smooth with the economy (inflation is low) and no one is complaining about their friend or neighbor having a higher pay raise than them. Fun fact, a idea/beliefs is that everyone gets paid EQUALLY no matter who you work for or your background. Doesn’t that sound great? And plus isn’t Americans all for equality for all? Now I provided you one reason!
Once America accepts that part then they will have to understand the other beliefs such as no private ownership and a centralized government; the party will control everything. Americans most probably hate that idea but if they fully understand it’s purpose then things will change for the better. Think about it.. no one is left behind and you will be taken care of and the party will make sure that things don’t go off track with the economy, politics, and society.
Who Am I?
Hi Maggots! Since I’m kicking off my satire blog you probably want to know about me and my life.. Who Am I? I live in the USA, born and raised in California. I’m 18 years of age (I’m young I know!) and a person who likes to get people triggered just for my amusement. I recently graduated from high school in June (last 90s kid #CO2017). As a kid and up to now I have always been a huge gamer and still am and also a huge football fanatic (both English football and American). Got you interested in that line? Nice. I’m a huge fanatic of Arsenal F.C. since I was 8 years old. Since I became a fan of them I have always want to go to England and see them one day possibly. I’m also a football (English) jersey collector for my team. My daily life as of right now consist of reading plenty of articles of news settlers and other related stuff. Everyday I will read, eat, video games, workout, etc. I’m just the typical teenager living in the present. I love the fall season (which is coming soon!) and my favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. Anyways.. I have a huge family with plenty of sisters and brothers, I’m the second youngest child in the family and the mediocre. Want to know more about me? Comment and I’ll write more!
Let’s Talk About What’s Wrong With America..
As an American I obviously get affected with many things going on in my country and this year appears to be one of the worst. There’s no question of why. If you do ask then there’s something wrong with you. Everything is going downwards to politics to society to anything in general. Let’s start with the common household name Donald Trump. Our new president who wants to change America for the best but society is holding him down. The poor man (actually he’s really rich) wants what is best for his country and any other fellow American, but what’s holding him down is the liberals and those who are against him! I want what’s best for my future and my family and so on, Donald Trump can change so many things and make Americans have a better life. It seems his ways are cruel to many people but yall have to stop complaining because life isn’t fair and you won’t always get what you want. He will make America great again by giving what is best to our society and cutting off those who hold us down from being the best and superior country in the world. America “The World Leader”. We can’t be a world leader until we get defectives out of our society who are to lenient and naïve (any president sounds familiar? OBAMA) this is life. Things will be tough out there and those who are too soft won’t progress anywhere. Donald Trump is ruthless as he can get but it’s a good thing! America needs a guy like him because he can actually get things done without putting his emotions in front of our country needs. Things will change for the BETTER. Although my society isn’t like that.. they are too weak and naïve for this world. THEY ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA. Many of those weaklings want free health care to a higher minimum pay raise. Let me talk about the free healthcare actually.. IT’S STUPID! Many don’t realize that free healthcare means higher taxation. Idiots I swear. To provide free healthcare it will make every tax payer pay more to their government and I’m sure they don’t want that. They never consider things all the way. Once they get something jammed in their head they will try to convince everyone that their ideas and beliefs is the best. The president election of 2016 most Democratic want(ed) free healthcare such as Bernie Sanders a old man who seems too great to be true, his followers want everything that is nearly impossible (maybe not all actually) and out of their reach. Liberals and other brainless (softy) people are wanting America to live in some sort of society that is care-free and easy going and no hassle HA funny. They can never achieve wants best for America until they start letting their emotions go and realize that WE as a nation can’t achieve everything. It’s all business yo, not everyone is getting their way. I want America to still be a super power and still maintain it’s superior status but it can’t be like that unless we have a ruthless leader who will insert his authority in people’s life and other world leaders to show who’s boss! Donald Trump is the perfect guy for America. Any Liberal/Democratic person will just be weak and not let our society progress for the best.. That’s one reason what’s wrong with America.. Damn Liberals!
So What’s The Catch?
I’ll be providing my offensive and funny opinions of what’s going on with the world, from politics to sports to whatever! I live in the USA so as of right now there’s a lot of crazy things going on in my country. Everyone is always getting offended with every little thing out there and it’s stupid! Right now people are complaining about DACA, Donald Trump, to the Canelo vs GGG fight! Of course there’s more but that’s what I’ve been hearing the last couple of days. Either way I’m always hearing what is happening out there. I’ll be writing post to give you some humor and get you offended because that’s my specialty skill. Follow to TheSatireUnderGo!
First blog post
Welcome Maggots! Never have I ever started a satire blog in my entire life but until this very day.. It has come to a stop and I’ll be providing everyone the best satire blog they have ever heard! HEADS UP! It will be offensive and you’ll be triggered. I hope you know what a satire is and if you stumble on my blog and get offended (which you will!) don’t go crying like a baby and make a fuss because my purpose to simply provide the best, funniest, and offensive blog out there. Enjoy my satire blog and hold unto your butts because you will want to jump off and murder me HA.. no lie. Anyways this is TheSatireUnderGo!
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